WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins graces us with his presence to open up RAW(llins). He continues to gloat about caving in Cena's nose, which the crowd cheers... but then they call him a sell-out for no reason. He replies "So what?". He notes Cena has not replied to his challenge for SummerSlam and wonders what he is doing in his free time, "Is he working on his rap career?" HA! Mentions how he crushed Cena's nose again and the crowd chants "Thank you Rollins". Says John Cena showing up on Tough Enough proves he is not tough enough to face him. pokes fun at the fact John Cena is "live via satellite" and we get "John Cena" on the titantron, broken nose and all. We then get a pretty funny segment with Rollins speaking for Cena.
HERE COMES CESARO! Rocking the suit and shades. Talks about Rollins going on and on and on and on and on and on and on....... he would like to answer the open challenge for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Rollins denies making a challenge for tonight. Here comes the Montreal Bully Kevin Owens! Owens says Cesaro has done nothing to deserve a championship match. He points out the Cesaro Section signs that are taking up half of the crowd. Owens points out he is the only one that has pinned Cena, not Cesaro or Rollins. Rollins asks if Owens is deaf and dumb... AND HERE COMES ORTON, much to the annoyance of Rollins. Orton asks if Owens has put on a little weight, gives props to Cesaro for the shades, and says he deserves a title match.
Rollins says Tom Brady has a higher chance of getting a free meal in Seattle than any of them do at getting a world title match. BEHOLD THE KING! THE KING OF KINGS! Triple H makes his way out. Triple H points out that Cena may not be cleared by Summerslam. He says it creates great turmoil, which creates great opportunities. A triple threat of Cesaro, Owens and Orton is announced, with the winner facing Seth Rollins tonight in the main event for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship!
MizTV is announced with special guest: Daniel Bryan.
Team B.A.D is seen walking backstage as we go to commercial.
Team PCB is at ringside on commentary. And here comes Team Bella for a six diva tag match against Team B.A.D.
Becky Lynch is asked about her wins over the Bellas on Main Event and all she could say was "Yeah I got them in the Disarmer (her finisher)." Then awkward silence. Paige did her best to try and save that one, but Becky looked nervous and that will get her some lashes from Vince when they head back, thats for sure.
And the match is won by Nikki Bella when she rolls Tamina up for a quick pin. Then everyone gathers in the ring for a giant cat fight. Team PCB stands tall. Yep.
Stephen Amell is shown in the front row as we come back from commercial.
ITS A NEW DAY, YES IT IS!
New Day makes their way out to face Los Matadores, who are already in the ring.... so guess who is losing!
PTP shown backstage in suits "taking notes" on the match. Matadores are jobbing hard in this match. Match is going so great for New Day that Xavier Woods has to take off his vest because its "too hot!"
Matadores get a moment of offense, but yeah that wasn't gonna work for long. Big E gets the pin and boogies down to celebrate, which was rather funny to watch.
Update: Thanks to WrestlingWithText for this great image of New Day dancing.
Returning from commercial and we see New Day celebrating backstage with a song and dance number. Rene Young meets up with them to let them know they will be facing Primetime Players, Los Matadores and Lucha Dragons for the tag team championships. New Day remains confident and gets Rene to do the New Day Rocks clap.
To the Rollins Cave! Hes talking about people he has beaten since becoming champion. Triple H points out that Rollins opened the door for open challenges and needs to keep doing it every single night if hes going to be a fighting champion and being "the man".
Dean Ambrose promo time backstage. Talks about not having many friends growing up, like to steal cars and whatnot. Talks about needing friends for when you get locked up in Texas.... Reigns steps in to calm him down. They go into talking about coffee and ice cold drinks, I didn't catch all of it but it blew Reign's brains. My livestream cut out just as Ambrose was about to speak up again, I am pretty sure he said something equally crazy.