He discusses how special he is, like, reeeeeally special. Oh this is just a set-up for a joke that I am sure John Cena is going to tap into..... States how everyone before him thought Brock Lesnar was invincible, and how they wanted someone to knock John Cena off the top of the mountain.
Seth Rollins continues to ramble on about defending his titles at Night of Champions, and the crowd starts loudly chanting "boring" at him. Rollins notices and states he is the Champ and he can keep on talking all he wants.
*my stream cuts out at this point for a minute or two*
Sting is now on the titantron, shows Seth Rollins statue. Tells Rollins to come and get it. SHEAMUS FELLA! Sheamus says he looks a little agitated. Crowd chants "You look stupid." Sheamus wonders why Rollins is so concerned about a statue and how stupid it is. Rollins asks "Do you know how stupid you look? They think you look stupid, I think you look stupid, you look like Ronald McDonald with a bad haircut..." "DON'T BRING MY FAMILY INTO IT!" Oh lawd.... hahaha..... Sheamus puts Rollins on notice that after his 2nd match of the night, he will be waiting.
Back from commercial and Rollins is backstage with Stephanie. He wonders if Triple H has a plan, Steph says she does. He asks if Triple H is here because he would understand.... in walks Triple H and he wonders if Rollins thinks Stephanie can't come up with a plan on her own. Rollins backpedals and states he wanted a decision made as a family.
Triple H feels he needs to get Sting off of his mind so to help prepare himself for Night of Champions by having two matches tonight. First match is against Ryback, and the next is in a tag team match featuring Primetime Players and John Cena. Steph says "Don't look at me, I was going to say go after Sting!" Triple H says Seth is the man and to go prove it tonight.
Paige is making her entrance and shes facing.... SASHA BANKS??? Yes please.
Tamina still has a job, which is good I guess.
These ladies are BRINGING IT tonight, and its very much welcomed by the crowd.
Sasha gets a win via roll-up after a distraction from Naomi. Not bad at all.
Back from commercial and its Rene Young interviewing Ryback. THE BIG GUY! He says he has plans on his own for the Architect... Meathook Clothesline, Shell Shock, 1...2...3. In comes Kevin Owens telling Ryback not to bite off more than he can chew as he bites into an apple. Interesting.
Onto the TMZ-ish video package about Ziggler, Summer Rae and Lana. Oh gawd kill it now. Please.
A reminder that the Stone Cold Podcast featuring Edge & Christian is on after RAW tonight!
Seth Rollins is making his entrance into the ring as we return from commercial. And Ryback is seen talking to a young fan at ringside and HANDS HIM THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE. Cool move big guy, cool move.
Very physical match. Probably the best Ryback match I have ever seen. Crowd seems pretty into it too, although they are probably waiting for the inevitable Kevin Owens run-in.
*CAWWW* Sting on the Titantron. Sting asks what Rollins is doing, they are waiting. Rollins turns right into a waiting Ryback who rolls him up for the 3 count. Rollins is shocked.
*CAWWW* Sting is back on the screen, he puts a Sting mask on the statue... and thats all. Hmmm.... This just makes Rollins more ticked off.
New Day & Seth Rollins vs Prime Time Players & John Cena later tonight, as well as Randy Orton vs Sheamus (Round 2454352211!)
Back from commercial, Seth is calling out for Sting backstage and he is met by THE NEW DAY. Trombone and all. They try and cheer up Seth Rollins. Rollins goes off on a tangent and New Day points behind him. Seth turns and its EDGE AND CHRISTIAN. Edge brings up their last meeting and tells him he didnt get the job done and wants to know if Seth is going to finish the job. Seth runs off. New Day stands off with E&C and Xavier plays some mad trombone skills. Christian chimes in with KAZOOS. Big E takes the kazoo away and THE DUDLEY BOYZ join in and introduce New Day to their new music "GET... THETABLES! GET.... THETABLES!" Edge joins in with the Kazoo. Amazing segment that needs rewatched.
Summer Rae is walking to the ring as we head to commercial.....
Summer Rae is here to apologize to Rusev. And we have to sit through another TMZ-style package. I am legit getting angry over this crap.
Brief shill of Summer Rae in Muscle Magazine. Eh, not bad.
The overacting in this segment would make Nicholas Cage wince.
Rusev forgives Summer Rae, btw. He blames Ziggler and that he is not the victim, but Summer is.
ZIGGLER IS HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD! Ziggler says "Yeah you would never make her feel the way I do, she told me this last night..." ZING! Then follows it up with a "Shes not here because shes getting a bikini wax and she told me to tell you this..." *superkick* Bwaahahahaha that saved it. But please no more TMZ crap.
Back from commercial and here comes Randy Orton! He seems a little more rested with his new lighter schedule.
FAUGH! A! BALLAGH! Sheamus makes his entrance and good lord that spotlight makes him look whiter, if thats even possible....
Sheamus responds to the crowd heckling him by grabbing a mic at ringside and saying "I AM NOT...." he seems to stall like he was waiting for something, looking around, waiting some more, ah... there's Orton with a punch to the face.
The theme of the night must be ruthless aggression because every match so far has been rough and more of a fight.
Orton gets the win with the RKO. Pretty good match but they have had so many matches with each other that if you have seen one, you've seen ten of them.
DAH~! The Wyatts have Orton surrounded. They attack Orton. Well I think we know who the 3rd man is for the team. I am a little disappointed with that. They toss him into the ring where Strowman is waiting. He makes quick work of Randy Orton. Wyatt reminds us to Follow The Buzzards as we head to commercial.
I keep hearing the phrase "The New Faces of Fear" and I am wondering just when The Wyatt Family defeated Meng & The Barbarian....
HERE COME THE DUDLEY BOYZ! And they will be taking on Los Matadores. Well, you can guess the result of this match.
New Day vs Prime Time Players for the tag team championships is announced for next week's RAW in Memphis, Tennessee to kick off the "season premiere" of RAW. RAW DOESN'T HAVE SEASONS, DAMMIT!
BTW, 3D for the win in case you expected the Matadores to get a three count. The Matadores turn on El Torito!!!! Dudleyz do not like this treatment of the little guy and come to his rescue. Hello table, meet Diego! Top rope Bubba Bomb! Bubba hi-fives JBL at ringside, almost a nod to their rivalry from years ago.
Back from commercial and Ziggler vs Rusev is announced.
We hear sirens and that can only mean one person.... no, not Scott Steiner..... Cesaro is making his way to the ring!
JBL: "Speaking of fun people to watch!"
And his opponent.... The Miz! This could be good.
A pretty good match is interrupted by The Big Show who is stalking The Miz like hes a large order of fries. Miz loses his match via count out. Miz takes off through the crowd. Big Show walks to the back and KO's Cesaro on the ramp, then keeps walking.
They showed the Bella-tron countdown showing 7 days and 1 hour until the longest reign is announced. Waitaminute, did they reduce the time because I swore the reign would have been broken the night after NoC.....hmmm
Back from commercial and we are joined by Team Bella making their way to the ring. The AJ Lee name dropping just makes me assume shes coming back to halt Nikki from breaking the title reign.
Nikki promises a Bella-bration and as she discusses next week's festivities, here comes Charlotte, Paige and Becky! WOOOOOOO!
Charlotte announces she filed a petition and it was granted for next week as she will "beat that lame clock" and beat Nikki Bella for the Divas Championship! WOOOOOOOOOO! PCB takes out Team Bella and Charlotte gets Nikki in the Figure 8! Man I hope Charlotte wins next week. Please!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA~! *bass overload* What a way to come back from commercial....
Makin' moves next is the Prime Time Players....
ITS A NEW DAY! YES IT IS! DON'T BE SOW-AH! FEEL THE POW-AH! And then there is Seth Rollins, the grumpus.
Big E gets Cena in a headlock and stomps to the "NEW DAY ROCKS" beat. Nice.
Man, Xavier Woods can yell over the entire crowd. I hope he never loses his trombone, it keep the team entertaining!
Cena give Kofi the AA for the win. Quite the match but other than Xavier Woods antics, it was lacking.
Cena does the MILLIONS OF DOLLAS dance with Young & O'Neil.
Rollins is left in the ring, sulking on his losses tonight.
*CAWWW* Its Sting again. "rough night Seth?" He shows that his statue is backstage getting set to be thrown into a garbage truck! SMAAAAASSH! CRUNCH! And there goes the statue. Sting rides away on the back of the truck out of the arena. Rollins throws a temper tantrum in the ring. he grabs his titles from ringside and poses with the titles on the announcers table then in the ring to end RAW. We see E&C getting set to be on the Stone Cold Podcast....next.