We open RAW with a "pre-recorded/earlier today" video of Triple H and Seth Rollins strolling through WWE HQ. Triple H says Seth is no longer the future of the WWE, he is THE MAN. And they will be unveiling his new statue later tonight that will "stand among the legends". Alrighty then.
BROCK LESNAR IS HERE! And there is no way he is in any good mood tonight.
His face is covered in scars and bruises, quite the battle at SummerSlam.
Paul Heyman is the "Pissed Off Advocate" tonight.
Heyman claims Undertaker collapsed again backstage after his match.
Undertaker is being painted as a bad guy in all of this, and you know what? Its deserved!
Brock Lesnar wants a rematch. Not at WrestleMania, not at the Royal Rumble or Night of Champions, but Brooklyn style TONIGHT. Crowd is chanting for Suplex City.
And here comes............... Bo Dallas. Oh dear. RIP Bo Dallas. Heyman slowly exits the ring. He knows whats coming. Lesnar kills Bo Dallas. Then murders him. Call the homicide division. Here lies Bo Dallas. Suplex City needs a graveyard now. Lesnar leaves, but Heyman stops him on the ramp and says "Four? Why not five?", so Lesnar returns to the ring for another suplex, leaves, Heyman asks "How about an F-5?". Lesnar returns to the ring and just as he is about to hit the F-5, Heyman says "By the way Bo, Brock BOOOOOOO-LIEEEEEEEEVES!"
Triple H and Steph are seen backstage gawking at the new Seth Rollins statue. For some reason it didn't have any detail for the US title, but everything else was.
Back to the arena and here comes Roman Reigns as we get set for a SummerSlam rematch! If Reigns and Ambrose are going to be teaming up regularly, might as well call them The Shield again. They don't need Rollins to be The Shield.
The Miz welcomes us back from commercial with MizTV. He asks if we are ready for a Divas Revolution. His guests are PCB!
*ahem* Charlotte.... The 4 Horsemen are not the greatest faction in WWE history, because it wasn't a WWE thing. REVISIONIST HISTORY, ugh.
After an inspiring speech by Paige, here comes Team Bella to interrupt. Crowd tries to drown them out with "WE WANT SASHA" chants.
Nikki brags that in 3 weeks and 1 day, she will be the longest reigning Divas Champion in WWE history. This leads to bickering between the teams, Miz steps in and shouts "WHEN MY HAND GOES UP, YOUR MOUTHS GO SHUT!" which gets a round of applause from the crowd, until he says that goes for them too.
Bellas ambush PCB and send them out of the ring. And apparently we have a 6 Divas Tag match after the commercial break.