Back from commercial and we see PTP, Lucha Dragons and Los Matadores in the ring. ITS A NEW DAY! YES IT IS! Xavier Woods loses it when talking about their match this Sunday. So its New Day & Los Matadores vs PTP & Lucha Dragons.
El Torito attacked Woods on the apron, which was rather funny.
Streamers! Streamers everywhere! But some get caught in the lights, and the crowd is disappointed. Now the confetti rains down.
Quite the hometown welcome for Brock Lesnar, and he seems to be enjoying every minute of it.
Heyman sings a little song to Brock in the tune of "Glory Glory Hallelujah". Not bad.
*GONNNNNNNG* Lights off *GONNNNNNG* Lights on. Lesnar and Heyman are laughing. Crowd is chanting SUPLEX CITY. Heyman asks if thats all Undertaker has, jedi mind-tricks? Heyman goes on a tirade about Undertaker not facing a man, but a Beast, and not just any Beast but THE Beast.....
*GONNNNNNNNNG* Heeeeeeeeres Undertaker and DICK KICK TO LESNAR! Chokeslam! Tombstone Piledriver! Crowd is hating on Undertaker, but thats expected. Undertaker looks to Heyman, then kneels down in the ring, then walks up the ramp to close out the show.
The Authority welcomes us back from commercial in the ring as we get ready for the Title for Title Contract Signing. First out, Seth Rollins. Rollins congratulates Triple H and Stephanie for putting together the biggest SummerSlam card ever, then congratulates himself for the statue that will be built among legends when he defeats Cena next Sunday, then congratulates the fans for being witnesses to history when he becomes the first co-holder of the United States and WWE World Heavyweight Championships.
Rollins says Cena is the villain, and that he has held the audience hostage. Then calls him a disease, and Rollins is the cure.
AND ITS JOHN CENA! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ *bass overload* Cena makes his way to the ring, briefly checks his nose to show that it is back in place and doing fine.
"They're chanting Lets Go Cena and Cena Sucks and they arent talking a damn thing about Seth Rollins!"
..."the difference between you and Triple H, is that Triple H wasn't Ric Flair's bitch. But this Sunday, Imma make you mine!"
Arrive. Promo. Sign Contract. Leave. Cena was top notch in that segment. Good for him!
Cena made very sound points. For all his bravado in nay-saying the current US Champion, at least they were chanting for Cena, no one was chanting for Rollins.
I have a weird suspicion that Cena will walk away with the Gold this Sunday