RAW opens with The Authority (Triple H & Stephanie). They hype Summerslam THIS SUNDAY NIGHT as the biggest ever. Its also allegedly $9.99 and 4 hours long. So much hype that Mojo Rawlins must be having chest pains. Awkward moment as the truck in da back airs the Cena vs Rollins graphic while Stephanie is hyping Undertaker and Brock being in the building, which makes her go silent for a moment. Divas Champ vs NXT Womens Champ is announced for tonight! They announce John Stewart as the host of Summerslam, declare the Road to Summerslam begins tonight and HERE COMES ORTON.
Its Randy Orton & Cesaro vs Sheamus and Kevin Owens in tag team action NEXT.
Back from commercial and Lana is at commentary, while Rusev & Summer Rae are in the ring. And here comes MARK HENRY w/ American Flag! I wonder if he still has his US Olympics outfit from when he debuted....
Rusev MACHKA'd. And there was much rejoicing. Yeah, Mark Henry tapped to The Accolade.
Lana is heading into the ring! Shes shouting for Summer Rae! The heels are off so that means she is super extra serious.
Summer Rae is like, really? Again? Alright....
SLAP FROM HELL to Summer. And now shes calling in Rusev?!!?!?!? Crowd is chanting for Ziggler. Lots of awkward standing silence, even Lana is looking towards the entrance wondering where he is. OH THERE HE IS! Rusev is knocked silly, and Lana gets a piece of Summer to end the segment as Ziggler is psyched about being back. And proceeds to make out with Lana.
The Authority welcomes us back from commercial in the ring as we get ready for the Title for Title Contract Signing. First out, Seth Rollins. Rollins congratulates Triple H and Stephanie for putting together the biggest SummerSlam card ever, then congratulates himself for the statue that will be built among legends when he defeats Cena next Sunday, then congratulates the fans for being witnesses to history when he becomes the first co-holder of the United States and WWE World Heavyweight Championships.
Rollins says Cena is the villain, and that he has held the audience hostage. Then calls him a disease, and Rollins is the cure.
AND ITS JOHN CENA! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ *bass overload* Cena makes his way to the ring, briefly checks his nose to show that it is back in place and doing fine.
"They're chanting Lets Go Cena and Cena Sucks and they arent talking a damn thing about Seth Rollins!"
..."the difference between you and Triple H, is that Triple H wasn't Ric Flair's bitch. But this Sunday, Imma make you mine!"
Arrive. Promo. Sign Contract. Leave. Cena was top notch in that segment. Good for him!