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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 0:11:09 GMT
RAW opens with The Authority (Triple H & Stephanie). They hype Summerslam THIS SUNDAY NIGHT as the biggest ever. Its also allegedly $9.99 and 4 hours long. So much hype that Mojo Rawlins must be having chest pains. Awkward moment as the truck in da back airs the Cena vs Rollins graphic while Stephanie is hyping Undertaker and Brock being in the building, which makes her go silent for a moment. Divas Champ vs NXT Womens Champ is announced for tonight! They announce John Stewart as the host of Summerslam, declare the Road to Summerslam begins tonight and HERE COMES ORTON.
Its Randy Orton & Cesaro vs Sheamus and Kevin Owens in tag team action NEXT.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 0:34:10 GMT
THE COACH announced to be hosting Sports Center outside the arena for Summerslam!
Sheamus telling fans to respect the 'hawk. That'll be a shirt soon, just wait.
Cesaro bringing Uppercut City to Sheamus, fella!
RKO attempt on Owens, Owens shoves him off into Sheamus... RKO TO SHEAMUS! Orton gets the pin and the win. Not a bad match.
Undertaker will be speaking NEXT.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 0:39:26 GMT
"When the reaper calls your name..... there are no apologies. When the reaper calls your name...... there are no regrets. When the reaper calls your name..... its just, over." - The Undertaker
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 0:45:31 GMT
Seth Rollins lets The Authority know that he wants a statue made in his likeness after he defeats Cena at Summerslam. Uh yeah okay.
Dean Ambrose comes out to be on commentary as his SHIELD-mate Roman Reigns makes his way down to the ring to face Luke Harper.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 0:51:14 GMT
Bray Wyatt likes taking the leather chairs from the announcers now. He must be taking the loss of his rocking chair pretty hard.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 0:58:44 GMT
Cole namedrops the Michinoku Driver as Harper hits Reigns with it. Nice.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 1:05:25 GMT
How many kicks to the face can Roman Reigns take? Good lord I get it that hes samoan but c'mon now!
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 1:07:01 GMT
Luke Harper owns Roman Reigns for 95% of the match, but a Superman Punch & Spear ends it all, giving Reigns the win. Ambrose heads into the ring to celebrate with him.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 1:19:10 GMT
Tamina is currently in the ring and its BECKY LYNCH as her opponent! Sweet!
Pretty average divas match unfortunately. Tamina just seems so bland. Becky Lynch reverses a crucifix pin into her finisher, The Disarmer, and makes Tamina tap out.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 1:29:26 GMT
Back from commercial and Lana is at commentary, while Rusev & Summer Rae are in the ring. And here comes MARK HENRY w/ American Flag! I wonder if he still has his US Olympics outfit from when he debuted....
Rusev MACHKA'd. And there was much rejoicing. Yeah, Mark Henry tapped to The Accolade.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 1:33:20 GMT
Lana is heading into the ring! Shes shouting for Summer Rae! The heels are off so that means she is super extra serious.
Summer Rae is like, really? Again? Alright....
SLAP FROM HELL to Summer. And now shes calling in Rusev?!!?!?!? Crowd is chanting for Ziggler. Lots of awkward standing silence, even Lana is looking towards the entrance wondering where he is. OH THERE HE IS! Rusev is knocked silly, and Lana gets a piece of Summer to end the segment as Ziggler is psyched about being back. And proceeds to make out with Lana.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 1:40:08 GMT
We see Ziggler and Lana walking backstage, Jojo catches up and Ziggler says he wants a match with Rusev at SummerSlam.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 1:46:00 GMT
Big video package about Lesnar vs Undertaker. They hype the Brock Lesnar homecoming later tonight.
FEED! ME! MOOOOOORRRRRRE! WAKE UP! ITS FEEDING TIME! Ryback faces The Miz, next!
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 1:55:42 GMT
Big Show is apparently in a movie, and hes at ringside on commentary. Miz comes out and mocks him, saying the only things he is good at is blocking the sun and emptying the buffet.
Ryback makes quick work of Miz. Hey guys, remember when The Miz was WWE Champion? Yeah....
Ryback calls Big Show into the ring, but Big Show just gets up and walks to the back, like a boss.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 18, 2015 2:17:33 GMT
The Authority welcomes us back from commercial in the ring as we get ready for the Title for Title Contract Signing. First out, Seth Rollins. Rollins congratulates Triple H and Stephanie for putting together the biggest SummerSlam card ever, then congratulates himself for the statue that will be built among legends when he defeats Cena next Sunday, then congratulates the fans for being witnesses to history when he becomes the first co-holder of the United States and WWE World Heavyweight Championships.
Rollins says Cena is the villain, and that he has held the audience hostage. Then calls him a disease, and Rollins is the cure.
AND ITS JOHN CENA! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ *bass overload* Cena makes his way to the ring, briefly checks his nose to show that it is back in place and doing fine.
"They're chanting Lets Go Cena and Cena Sucks and they arent talking a damn thing about Seth Rollins!"
..."the difference between you and Triple H, is that Triple H wasn't Ric Flair's bitch. But this Sunday, Imma make you mine!"
Arrive. Promo. Sign Contract. Leave. Cena was top notch in that segment. Good for him!
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