The Dudley Boyz vs Seth Rollins & Big Show? Thats random.
HERE COMES THE PAIN! Brock Lesnar & Paul Heyman have arrived.
Sign in crowd: "Brocktober"
Showing a recap of Brock Lesnar ending the Streak..... because there might be people out there who didn't know.
I have to wonder just how long is Lesnar's deal with Jimmy Johns? Its on all of his clothing and seems so unnecessary at this point given how much he is likely being paid by WWE. I am guessing it goes back to his UFC deal and they were a main sponsor.
Heyman finishes his speech regarding Hell in a Cell and ITS A BIG SHOOOOW! Lesnar seems amused.
Big Show tells Lesnar hes going to be the bigger man and extend his hand and say he is the beast. Lesnar just laughs it off and walks away. Big Show tells him it must be nice to be so arrogant, so he hopes he loses to Undertaker....again. Thems fightin' words. Lesnar saunters back into the ring and takes down Big Show with an F5.
Meanwhile backstage, Seth Rollins complains to Stephanie that now he doesnt have a partner so the match should be called off. Stephanie disagrees and says the match is still on. Rollins asks Steph if he is supposed to fight the Dudleyz by himself. Steph says "You're the MAN... you figure it out."
Roman Reigns makes his way down to the ring as he prepares to fight next.
Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and Randy Orton are in the ring as we return from commercial. I bet they face the Wyatts.
DAH~! Yep. I was right. The Beards of Apocalypse make their way to the ring. Cole hypes Reigns vs Wyatt inside the Hell in a Cell structure.
Funny moment as everyone teams up on Strowman, Orton does his little shimmy dance then looks at Strowman and pokes him in the eye. Reigns and Ambrose then do a football shoulder rush to send him to the outside.
This match is so intense it requires two commercial breaks.
Reigns just gave Harper a Last Ride Powerbomb, complete with wedgie.
RKO to Harper! SPEAR! And thats BALLGAME according to JBL. Insane match. Give whoever booked it a pay raise.
Reigns gets on the mic and tells Bray that at Hell in a Cell, its over between them. Believe THAT.
Back from commercial and we are joined by Neville. At ringside is KING BARRETT.
Heeeeeeres Sheamus. He calls Neville a leprechaun, and wonders how people still like him despite being a loser. Neville is on Sheamus like a monkey on a cupcake! Barrett gets Neville's attention which allows Sheamus to hit a Brogue Kick and get the pin. Jobberiffic match.
Corporate Kane welcomes us back to RAW. He states he will be Seth Rollins partner tonight against the Dudleyz. Seth Rollins immediately makes his way out from the back to retort. He says Kane is no Tom Brady. "Even though you both have deflated balls.... you cant lie and cheat your way through life, thats not how life works."
Things get heated quick between the two which signals Stephanie McMahon.
Stephanie says "At least Tom Brady is a team player and will take New England to another championship win." Steph says Corporate Kane will team with Rollins tonight. Steph then declares Hell in a Cell for Seth Rollins as he faces "Demon" Kane for the WWE Championship. And if Demon Kane doesn't win, then Corporate Kane is out of a job.
We're back and we see Rollins complaining to Triple H about Kane. Triple H tells Seth, "There is an old saying.... do unto others, before they do unto you." Well I am not sure thats how it actually goes but alright. Seth smiles and walks away.
Meanwhile int he ring its NATALYA! And her opponent is Paige! This should be good.
Amazing match. Thats all that needs to be said. Natalya gets the win via Sharpshooter. If only it had another 5 minutes....
Recap of the Kevin Owens & Ryback rivalry.
Speaking of which, here comes Kevin Owens! Apparently his match tonight was as a result of whatever happened on the RAW Pre-show.
"A twelve year old has no business at ringside." Owens to Kalisto at ringside.
Owens shoots Sin Cara into the ropes while saying "It was a good try!" .... Pop-up Powerbomb. Its over.
Owens was about to powerbomb Kalisto on the ring apron when Ryback shows up and runs him off.
Meanwhile backstage, Stephanie is intensely texting on her phone when suddenly... New Day. They try to get her attention and she says she is busy. Big E keeps on and she says "What part of busy do you not understand?" Woods prepares the trombone and she says "If I hear one note out of that instrument I will send you somewhere that makes Suplex City look like Disneyland." Wow. She discusses their actions from last Saturday and makes New Day versus The Dudley Boyz for the tag team championships at Hell in a Cell. They pitch a fit as we fade to commercial.
Back from commercial and apparently its tag team time. Corporate Kane is first to the ring, followed by Seth Rollins.
Drop the bombshell! Heres the Dudleyz!
At some point I expect New Day to show up, or Kane to walk out and come back to kill Rollins later.... or both.
Kane and Rollins are getting along in this match. Interesting.
Aww Kane bounces off the ropes and hurts his leg, and now hes requesting the services of a trainer. The trainer says he needs to go to the back. Rollins reacts quickly and handcuffs Kane to the ropes! D-Von shoves Rollins into Kane and Kane flies off, breaking the cuffs, allowing the trainer to take Kane to the back. We know whats about to happen.....
Rollins is flipping out. Rightfully so.
Whazaaaaaaaaap Headbutt! Bubba and D-Von call for the tables, which Rollins dropkicks into their faces which calls for the DQ. Uhhhhhhhh okay?
KABOOOOOOOOOOOM! Its Demon Kane! He takes out Rollins with a big boot, but wait! Dudleyz are in the ring! 3D to Kane! Dudlez bow out leaving Rollins in the ring with Kane. Rollins decides to leave, but then notices the table at ringside. He sets up the table in the ring! He gloats over the body of Kane, who sits up to choke Rollins! Rollins tries to fight back but is met with a chokeslam through the table. Kaboom go the ringposts.
Meanwhile, previously earlier this evening in the parking lot... Team BAD insults Team Bella. Sasha is so wasted in this role.... let her be on her own! ARGH!
Now Team BAD is heading to the ring for 6-Diva action. Sasha on the mic, and she says she puts The Boss in Boston. The Bellas interrupt and they compare Team BAD to the Red Sox in how they will never be champions anytime soon, unlike the New York Yankees..... Nikki calls Team BAD "Team Ratchet". I hate that word.
Diva drama and the ref has to get between them all. Lucky guy.
Fans do not care about this match. They just want Sasha Banks and another for her to destroy.
Sasha hits the Bank Statement submission on Alicia Fox for the win.
Meanwhile, Rene Young is backstage with Charlotte and Becky. Charlotte talks about her upcoming title match against Nikki. Nothing of note, too bad she can't promo like her old man...... WOOOOOO!
Summer Rae welcomes us back from commercial. She invites all of us to welcome"the man she goes home to every night" Rusev to the ring.
She says she is dedicating a whole segment to her "Ru-Ru" ...... lol
We get a video package featuring the team that is Rusev and Rae.
I have a feeling Rusev is about to drop Summer Rae like a bad bottle of vodka....
rusev says when he first met Summer, he didnt like her... but over the last few weeks, that has changed. Summer says thats great because she has something she needs to ask Rusev.... and she gets down on one knee, pops out a box with a ring in it and proposes to Rusev! He seems confused and a little bothered by it. He says he doesn't know what to say. Thinking.... thinking..... thinking...... He says YES. And they kiss. He gets back on the mic... "I say yes.... but not yet. You think we have a future, we have to prove that. When I have WWE gold around my waist, then I will say yes."
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA~!~!~!~! Time for the US Open Challenge.
Who will step up and try to beat Cena?
DOLPH ZIGGLER. Oh snap! Uhh, hes not coming out. Hmm..... but here come the New Day with an unconscious Ziggler in tow.
Woods asks if this is serious enough. Kofi asks who? Who? WHO? Who? who? is going to be the next challenger. They reveal that Big E is the challenger. Crowd is deflated like a Tom Brady football right now. They really wanted Ziggler.
Big E is completely dominating Cena in this match, which means Cena is definitely winning this....because Odds.
Woods and Kofi get ejected from ringside. Uh huh.
Yep. LOL Cena Wins.
New Day team up on Cena and HERE COMES MIGHTY ZIGGLER TO THE RESCUE! He misses a superkick and nails Cena! As he regrets his mistake, New Day start teaming up on Ziggler..... DUDLEY BOYZ! Their effort was for nothing as New Day completely destroys them. New Day just got serious. Wow.