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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 0:19:03 GMT
RAW immediately opens with The Wyatt Family making their way to the ring.
Bray says he tried to warn us but apparently he didn't hit hard enough. He went to Mount Olympus and brought the golden god to his knees.
Here comes Roman Reigns! And hes by himself. Fist bumps for everyone as he makes his way through the crowd. He goes face to face with the trio in the ring. Bray just laughs.
Reigns tells Bray to send the bigguns back to the swamp so they can see who makes it out of Laredo tonight. Reigns calls out Bray for actling like he doesnt want a match, so he tells Bray it doesnt need to have a ref, it doesnt even need to be a match.... it can just be a fight. Wyatt sends the giants out AND ITS ON.
Reigns gets the upper hand, and Harper runs back in, followed by Strowman who takes out Reigns and here comes Ambrose! He cleans house, but Strowman finds his ground and takes him out. Ambrose refuses to back down though and keeps trying. The numbers game catches up and the Wyatts appear in control..... I HEAR VOICES~! Its Orton! RKO for Wyatt! Harper to the table! Strowman takes control of Orton briefly but a top rope clothesline from Ambrose, dropkick from Orton and superman punch from Reigns makes Strowman stumble to the outside as the Wyatt Family retreats.
Wow.
Recap of last nights main event.
Rollins heads into The Authority locker room to talk to Triple H and sees... Corporate Kane. Rollins seems confused. Kane has no clue what Rollins is talking about regarding last night, he says he was out nursing an injury but hes back as the DOO, smiles and all, "Didn't you get the email?" HA! Rollins asks where Steph and Triple H are and Kane says they have yet to arrive. He tells Rollins his rematch for the US Title against John Cena is tonight. Rollins is very perplexed and leaves the room.
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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 0:33:59 GMT
Back from commercial and The Cosmic Wasteland/Astral Alliance is in the ring.
The Neville has landed. LU-CHA! LU-CHA! Lucha Dragons join him on the stage for a Night of Champions rematch. Neville joins in the LU-CHA dance and its rather humorous.
SIN CARA B-B-B-Botch off the top rope. Looked like it hurt. Surprisingly the crowd didn't react, maybe they just expect it now.
I think its time The Ascension & Stardust get an official matching look and new group music. They seem to work well together. At least its giving Ascension a fresh start.
Kalisto is stealing the show here! And he gets the win for his team! Nice ending.
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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 0:42:24 GMT
Back from commercial and Rollins is walking backstage. He finds The Authority. He brings up Kane and Triple H is like "What? Kane is back?" They tell Rollins to focus on winning the United States Championship and they will take care of Kane. Is Kane a spirit now?
FEED! ME! MORE! The former Intercontinental Champion makes his way to the ring. He can't be happy with losing his title to Kevin Owens.
Sign in crowd: "BOOS IN SPANISH"
Commercial break again..... must have some serious bills to pay!
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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 0:51:22 GMT
Back from commercial and... its time to BOLIEVE! But wait! Heres Kevin Owens!
Yeah this isn't going to last long.
Bo Dallas praises Owens for his win and tells Ryback he lost because he BOLIEVED he was better than Owens.
Wow, Bo Dallas is keeping Ryback grounded rather convincingly. Ryback gets to his feet after awhile though.
Meathook. Shell-shock. 1, 2, 3. And heres Kevin Owens in the ring beating down Ryback. Off the ropes and Ryback nails a hard clothesline. Shell-shock attempt but Owens rolls out and heads up the ramp.
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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 1:08:37 GMT
Back from commercial, its time to celebrate! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ric Flair makes his way out, stylin' and profilin'.
Crowd chants "Thank You Ric". He seems humbled and says "No, thank you."
He says his proudest moment in his life was not his first championship win in 1981, or his match with Shawn Michaels when he retired... but last night when his daughter became Divas Champion. Awww.
And here comes Charlotte, along with Paige and Becky Lynch! WOOOOO!
Charlotte says she has to compose herself because she and her dad tend to cry when in the ring together. And theres the tears.
She thanks Becky for reminding her that life is short and not to take life so seriously.
She turns to Paige and the crowd cheers very loudly. Charlotte thanks her for a number of things.
Paige quickly takes the mic away and TEARS THEM APART. She calls Charlotte a placeholder, and Becky is the least relevant out of everyone. Brings up other divas "jumping into the revolution", questions if Nattie is still with the company. She is just angry with this promo.... almost sounds like a shoot. Tells Charlotte she wouldn't be where she is without her dad. Wooo! And shes out.
Cue the Bellas. Nikki calls Paige classless garbage, then asks Charlotte how she likes the attention as champion because its exactly what she dealt with as champion. She tells Charlotte after she loses to Brie tonight, she will be taking the title back.
Damn that Paige segment was full of what seemed to be heartfelt anger.
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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 1:19:56 GMT
Back from commercial and we are joined in progress of the match between Charlotte and Brie Bella.
Brie is actually getting cheers in this match. Not overwhelming, but enough to be noticed. Then again, she is better than her sister....
Neckbreaker, spear, Figure 8.... its over! WOOOOOOO! Team Bella retreats up the ramp all sad and everyone is in the ring all WOOOOOO!
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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 1:30:35 GMT
Back from commercial, they tout their dominance of social media and....
FAUGH! A! BALAGH! Sheamus makes his way out. Recap of last night when he tried to cash in but got stopped by a returning Kane.
WHOA! HEY! WHOA! HEY! Its Mark Henry!
Mark Henry is having his way with Sheamus in this match. Completely dominating.
Well, that changed quickly.... 2 brogue kicks and its over. And that was all of Sheamus' offense the entire match.
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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 1:39:59 GMT
Back from commercial and its COFFEE SIPPING ACTION KANE. The Authority make their way in and awkwardly ask if Kane is doing alright? They mention his return last night and hes like "What? No I came back tonight." Kane is all smiles for the whole thing, like.... exceedingly happy.
Steph asks to have it back and Kane gives her a high five. She says she wants the mask. Kane says he gave it to her the last time he saw it, but it appears to be missing. He goes to look for it.
We cut to Paige and Nattie enters the scene! She feels the frustration of being left out but what Paige did was wrong. She goes on to tell Paige the only one in the way of Paige... is Paige.
ITS A NEW DAY, YES IT IS! Here come the tag champs as they prepare to tag with Rusev against Ziggler and The Dudley Boyz next!
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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 2:05:43 GMT
Sadly, the trombone is missing tonight, but Woods has a piece of a table that he says was removed from his buttocks. Well alright then.
Rusev Machka Time!
New Day copy his mannerisms as he does his ritual in the ring, nice.
Here come Dem Damn Dudleyz! And here comes Ziggler TO SHOW THE WORLD... still sans Lana.
Cole announces The Dudley Boyz get another tag title match at the Madison Square Garden WWE Network exclusive event on October 3rd.
Oh hey there's the trombone! I guess it was hiding.
Hes playing Rusev's theme on the trombone. Xavier Woods just won everything.
Now Summer Rae is helping Woods play the trombone. Haha so many innuendos there.....
Rusev mocks Ziggler trying to tag out, urging him to try harder, then kicks him.
Big ass Rock Bottom from Brooklyn by Bubba to Kofi. Damn!
The Dudleyz set up Rusev for the Wassup drop, and let Ziggler hit the landing! Haha!
Ziggler gets pushed towards Woods who is on the apron with the trombone, which he thusly blows in his face, distracting Ziggler enough to let Rusev set him up for a hard superkick and the 3 count.
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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 2:17:53 GMT
Back from commercial and its Namoi flanked by her Team BAD members Sasha and Tamina.
Her opponent, NATALIA! YEAH! Its about friggin time. And she looks amazing. Looks a little like Trish Stratus with the color choices.
And after a mostly Natalia-dominated match, Naomi rams her ass into Nattie's face to get the win. *sigh*
No time to react as we head to the back with The Authority and Seth Rollins. Steph believes Kane is back to resume his corporate responsibilities. Seth Rollins whines, moans, groans and complains until Triple H tells him to shut up and says he will deal with Kane and to focus on his match with Cena.
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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 2:33:58 GMT
Back from commercial.... WELL ITS THE BIIIIG SHOOOOOW.
His opponent, The Swiss Superman Cesaro!
Commentary discusses Big Shows upcoming match against Brock Lesnar in a few weeks. Thats gonna be a brawl.
I am just waiting for someones head to pop off from a Cesaro uppercut.
Cesaro tries to do a suplex from the ring apron to the inside several times, finally gets it after a few uppercuts and giving it all he had.
Cesaro recovers after that but walks right into a knock out punch. And thats the match.
He gets on the mic, "BOO ME! BOOO MEEEE!". He sends a message to Brock Lesnar and reminds him of Survivor Series 2002 where he beat him for the WWE Championship. The crowd chants "Suplex City" and Big Show says his big ass won't be going to Suplex City any time soon.
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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 2:42:19 GMT
Back from commercial... recap of the opening confrontation between the Wyatt Family and Roman Reigns Inc.
DAH~! Hello Harper. He says he hears voices too, Bray Wyatt's voice. Strowman: "I skinned a snake once, drank its blood. Its in a better place now." Wyatt says time is up. DAH~!
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AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA~! *bass overload* Crowd joins in a chorus of "JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS!". US Title match is next.
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Post by rawiswar on Sept 22, 2015 3:08:08 GMT
Back from commercial and Cena is still Cenabrating in the ring. Seth Rollins makes his way out, slowly.
Super special ring intros by the lovely Lilian Garcia.
Before Lilian could finish her intro of Cena, Rollins jumps him from behind. Bwahahahaha!
Rollins seems a little extra motivated tonight, but I think we all know whats going to happen soon.....
Cena rebounds after getting his ass kicked the whole match with, you guessed it.... the 5 moves of Doom.
Rollins bails when Cena sets up the 5 Knuckle Shuffle, but Cena gives chase and tosses him back in the ring. Cena heads up top, Rollins tries a suplex but gets shoved down, Crossbody splash gets a 2 for Cena. Quick kick tot he head by Rollins gets him a 2.
STF attempt by Rollins! Now its a crossface! Cena fights out and tries an AA but Rollins slides out on the ropes and hits Cena with a flying knee. Nose still intact.
C'mon ..... where's Kane?
Rollins has tried to apply the Pedigree around 7 times now and Cena fights out each time. Just stop dude.
Cena gets a big frogsplash from Rollins, but rolls right through to hit the AA and get the win. Yeah, okay.
Corporate Kane appears on the titantron, telling Rollins to be the best WWE Champion the company has seen. Tells him people are lining up to take a shot, people he wouldnt imagine.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Kane appears through the mat, Rollins struggles to break free and he us dragged down to HEYYYYYL! The ringposts explode and smoke billows from the hole in the ring to end RAW.
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