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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 0:04:11 GMT
We open RAW with a "pre-recorded/earlier today" video of Triple H and Seth Rollins strolling through WWE HQ. Triple H says Seth is no longer the future of the WWE, he is THE MAN. And they will be unveiling his new statue later tonight that will "stand among the legends". Alrighty then.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 0:05:07 GMT
SummerSlam rematch of Ambrose & Reigns vs Wyatt & Harper scheduled tonight.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 0:21:32 GMT
BROCK LESNAR IS HERE! And there is no way he is in any good mood tonight.
His face is covered in scars and bruises, quite the battle at SummerSlam.
Paul Heyman is the "Pissed Off Advocate" tonight.
Heyman claims Undertaker collapsed again backstage after his match.
Undertaker is being painted as a bad guy in all of this, and you know what? Its deserved!
Brock Lesnar wants a rematch. Not at WrestleMania, not at the Royal Rumble or Night of Champions, but Brooklyn style TONIGHT. Crowd is chanting for Suplex City.
And here comes............... Bo Dallas. Oh dear. RIP Bo Dallas. Heyman slowly exits the ring. He knows whats coming. Lesnar kills Bo Dallas. Then murders him. Call the homicide division. Here lies Bo Dallas. Suplex City needs a graveyard now. Lesnar leaves, but Heyman stops him on the ramp and says "Four? Why not five?", so Lesnar returns to the ring for another suplex, leaves, Heyman asks "How about an F-5?". Lesnar returns to the ring and just as he is about to hit the F-5, Heyman says "By the way Bo, Brock BOOOOOOO-LIEEEEEEEEVES!"
Arrive. F-5. Leave.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 0:30:00 GMT
Lucha Dragons welcome us back to RAW as they head to the ring. PTP is at ringside on commentary.
ITS A NEW DAY! YES IT IS! And here come the NEW WWE Tag Team Champions. Sans Xavier Woods. Oh here he comes, with a trombone, and they break into song to celebrate their win and rip on Brooklyn.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 0:35:31 GMT
Xavier Woods plays Taps as Big E & Kofi hit their finisher to pick up the win. THE DUDLEYS!!!!!!! THE DUDLEYS HAVE ARRIVED! HOLY SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT!
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 0:38:58 GMT
Dudleys make quick work of New Day.. tables and all. GREAT moment  |
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 0:45:47 GMT
WWE showcases John Cena's recent record-breaking accomplishment of granting his 500th wish for the Make-A-Wish program. Good for him.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 0:49:58 GMT
Triple H and Steph are seen backstage gawking at the new Seth Rollins statue. For some reason it didn't have any detail for the US title, but everything else was.
Back to the arena and here comes Roman Reigns as we get set for a SummerSlam rematch! If Reigns and Ambrose are going to be teaming up regularly, might as well call them The Shield again. They don't need Rollins to be The Shield.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 0:55:05 GMT
Wyatt's hood has horns, but they are hard to see, especially since he takes off his jacket when the lights come on. Creepy.
Why do I have a feeling something big is about to happen during or after this match?
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 1:05:03 GMT
JBL made note of the similarities between Harper and the late Bruiser Brody. About time someone acknowledged that.
Lights out...... Its.... someone in a black sheep mask.... and its not Rowan! WHO DA FAHK?!?!
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 1:09:03 GMT
That dude was scary huge. He looked like a giant form of Bray Wyatt, hes taller than Harper! The Wyatt Family just got more dangerous.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 1:24:37 GMT
The Miz welcomes us back from commercial with MizTV. He asks if we are ready for a Divas Revolution. His guests are PCB!
*ahem* Charlotte.... The 4 Horsemen are not the greatest faction in WWE history, because it wasn't a WWE thing. REVISIONIST HISTORY, ugh.
After an inspiring speech by Paige, here comes Team Bella to interrupt. Crowd tries to drown them out with "WE WANT SASHA" chants.
Nikki brags that in 3 weeks and 1 day, she will be the longest reigning Divas Champion in WWE history. This leads to bickering between the teams, Miz steps in and shouts "WHEN MY HAND GOES UP, YOUR MOUTHS GO SHUT!" which gets a round of applause from the crowd, until he says that goes for them too.
Bellas ambush PCB and send them out of the ring. And apparently we have a 6 Divas Tag match after the commercial break.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 1:36:04 GMT
Back from commercial and we are joined in progress with PCB at the advantage.
I dont know if its because of PCB, but Team Bella is looking good in the ring tonight.
Crowd is chanting "We Want Blue Pants!" ..... ahhh you silly Brooklyn people.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 1:42:45 GMT
Back from commercial and Nikki has Charlotte in a half-crab submission hold.
And the crowd is doing the wave....... and the WWE has a camera focusing on it.... *sigh*
Team Bella picks up the win after a pretty good finishing sequence. Charlotte appears pretty upset at ringside, like something didn't go right.
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Post by rawiswar on Aug 25, 2015 1:50:16 GMT
A new WWE Create a Wrestler game? Nice.
King Barrett is in the ring as we return from commercial as he waits for his tag partner, Stardust.
STARDUST ATTACKS BARRETT! Must be upset about SummerSlam.
Here comes Neville! Neville makes short work of Stardust, goes to hit the Red Arrow but Stardust bails. I wonder who was going to face Stardust and Barrett?
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